The room was the size of a small ward, even
had curtains and rails to divide the space into a three bedded unit. That’s not
what you notice first, though, since you’ve just stepped into what looks like a
charnel house. There are single arms everywhere, resting on bloodstained pads (as
a dog owner, I recognise these as ‘puppy pads’ a central but largely useless
part of canine toilet training – I’m glad they've found another purpose). In the old days, apparently, you
practiced your syringe skills on oranges. Now we have disconcertingly lifelike
arms with veins you can inject into or draw from. The blood is a jollier, more fluorescent
red than the real stuff. Each arm has a bag of it attached by tubing, giving
the impression that someone has just stepped away from trying to revive it.
Around the edge of the room, a selection of
anatomically detailed lower torsos sit on the countertop. I wipe the unbidden
image of an Amsterdam sex shop window from my mind. The class I'm attending is
a speedy overview of pregnancy and childbirth given by the cool-headed Carol
Brown, who has brought many of these female parts with her, some in a box
branded with the name of Adam, Rouilly, who specialise in such things. The box
is printed with the jaunty strapline Limbs
and Things. A lone male bottom is incongruously stranded amongst the female
parts, very obviously waiting to have his prostate felt. Carol puts him aside.
She props up an entire pregnant female
torso, and with a whisk of her wrist pulls down the outer skin to reveal an
amazing sight: a full-term baby inside a see-through sac with placenta
attached. There is pump to control the inflation level inside the sac, so that
manual examination of the belly will be as near life as possible. Some speakers
are fitted to reproduce foetal heartbeat sounds. It is both ingenious and oddly
beautiful.
The first year students and I practice
internal examinations, then deliver the model of a baby through a skeletal
pelvis, then a fleshed-out dummy. Between tries, students absentmindedly cuddle
or rock the plastic newborn. I even learn something about neonatal
resuscitation. Although the lesson is intended as an overview, so persuaded am I by
the experience of hands on dummy-nursing, I go away with a delusional idea that
if someone went into labour in the aisle of Sainsburys, I might be of some
help. A little learning, as they say.
Adam, Rouilly’s website is absolutely
fascinating, with an overlay of weirdness for the casual visitor. The list of
simulation models makes it clear that this kind of virtual practice concentrates
on the more intrusive tasks – injections, intubation, catherisation, internal
examinations, suctioning. Ideally,
nursing and medical students can use them to come to terms with the basic
mechanics of the thing, so that, when it comes to dealing with living patients
(I was going to say breathing patients, but some of these models do breathe)
they can focus on the person as much as the task.
But – and it’s not a huge but, because I
can see the good of all this. But. Look at the picture below. As the mannequins become more
sophisticated, could it be that healthcare professionals might start to compare
us unfavourably with these plastic people – uncomplaining, unopinionated, can’t
use the internet, don’t mind waiting for hours, extremely high pain threshold.
The students have time to discuss things amongst themselves as these attractive ladies wait in wistful silence, putting the patient back into patients.
All photographs courtesy of Adam, Rouilly